tastefullyoffensive toujoursaime

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted: July 28th • 1:02 • 143,585 notes
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sluttyoliveoil:

damn tho
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davykesey catchingmermaids
Posted: July 28th • 0:59 • 5,857 notes
barbarastanwyck wonderlandworld
Posted: July 28th • 0:56 • 205,690 notes
royonfire toujoursaime

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

Posted: July 28th • 0:55 • 163,126 notes
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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

Posted: July 28th • 0:53 • 655,643 notes
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