you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95
(via wichitas)
Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
(via kristenmastora7)
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
You better reblog this shit I worked on this for 5 seconds
If you don’t find this funny you should reconsider your life choices
this looks so cool on iphone
It does^^^
im so sorry i tried not to reblog but you know
| dad: you're up early |
| me: |
| dad: you never went to sleep did you |
Might be a repost, but I thought it was adorable
“Just because I’m sassy and have a mouth on me doesn’t mean I’m coming from a negative place. There’s irony in what I do; that gets overlooked. I’ve listened to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way, often about women, and I’m not offended. It’s meant to be funny. I’m throwing it right back at them, with humor, but some people can’t take it. They’re not used to women talking back.”
