April 2011
I love showing tricks to little kids
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
March 2011
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
It’s like BITCH AM I NOT ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
UGH PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THIS TO ME.
I’m sorry if I find every thing on this Earth hilarious.
There’s nothing wrong with laughing…happy people laugh AND sing!
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
TEACHER:
OTHER STUDENTS IN THE CLASS:
AND I’M JUST LIKE :
so wanna do this!
DOING THIS.
wish i was in high school still so i could do this! my teachers were always on my ass about it! HA!





















