June 2011
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm expensive.
Submitted by ridiiiiiii
May 2011
Math Exam.
Before the exam:
During the exam:
After the exam:
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Harry Potter Fact
Hermione’s Patronus is an otter, J.K. Rowling’s favorite animal. Otters are known for their playfulness and intelligence. The otter also is in the same family as the weasel, which is the origin of the surname Weasley
Ron’s Patronus is…
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when you will be taking a picture
So you’re like:
But when you see your picture, you look like:
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had boob jobs or lip enhancements or liposuction are still real women. Size 0 may make no sense mathematically, but a woman who wears that size is as real as the one who wears a size 16. What makes us “real” people is not the shape of our flesh but our basic humanity. And we lose our humanity when we judge – not when we lose weight, gain weight, or make the intensely personal decision to undergo cosmetic surgery.”
—Hugo Schwyze (via thearticulation)
Going to a concert is like going to the gym, you run, you jump, you sweat so... I'd rather go to a concert every day of my life instead of the gym
this
umm…well yeah. concerts ftw.
Scrolling through Facebook newsfeed:
scrolling through Tumblr dashboard:
LEGITTTT
When people are arguing and try to pull me into the conversation:
I’m just here for some entertainment.
It's so weird how Facebook pages and groups are copying tumblr jokes and everyone on facebook likes them.
And we’re like,
Bitch, we knew those jokes months ago.
Submitted by dotheerawr
When you find out you've been singing the wrong lyrics of a song for ages.
Nah man, the singer got it wrong.
Omg yes haha
Day 3: My Favorite Television Programs
i don’t really have favorite one that i watch all the time i have shows that i like but i’m not really committed to any. Except maybe modern family and the middle. We all watch those shows as a family so the only reason i really remember to watch it every week is because my mom texts me, “It’s 8!!”. I do really really really love pretty little liars though! i dvr that and watch it the next day usually, but i def keep up with that one! It’s too good! I tend to watch all the MTV crap like true life, made, 16 and pregnant, teen mom, silent library, the seven. Stuff like that but not religiously. I don’t know i just watch whatever i like that’s on. Honestly i prefer watching a movie over tv. Most of the stuff on TV nowadays is complete crap and it’s not even entertaining it’s just dumb.
when your crush breaks up with his girlfriend and ure like
but in your head your like
i'd love to see myself from a boy's perspective.
so apparently, Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars
fools. they could have downloaded it for free.
I LOL’ed.
i ACTUALLY chuckled.
Submitted by i-smashed
Everyone on Tumblr can make such gorgeous graphics and gifs and I'm just here reblogging them all because I have no Photoshop talents whatsoever.
Parents: "(your name), can you help me for a second."
^can this gif get any more accurate? lol
wow. that gif = my life
that’s exactly how i look like.
Reblog if you think it's ok to be gay!
you gotta love
THE FUCKING NOTES.
omg the notes
LESBIANS
is this implying that spongebob and patrick are gay lovers?
Think? No. I KNOW it’s MORE than “ok”.
REBLOG IF YOU CAN FIND THE ARROW IN FEDEX .
im never not going to see that now
I never noticed that until you said something.
Now I see it…
So this little kid in my line saw some gay boys today..
- kid: *whispers* dad those boys are holding hands like girls do
- father: yup.
- kid: thats so silly why are they doing that?
- father: because they like each other. when you like someone you hold their hand.
- kid: even boys?
- father: even boys.
- PARENTING: YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT!!
When people call YOUR best friend THEIR best friend.
Reblog if you can take off your bra without taking your shirt off.
like a pro. I think it’s the only way I take my bra off
