May 2012
- friend: mulan isnt even a princess
- me: dishonor
- dishonor on you
- dishonor on your whole family
- DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
April 2012
My Thoughts While Tacking My Horse
- Me: Fuck my life, saddle pad is backwards.
- Me: Shit I forgot my girth again.
- Me: I really need to clean my tack.
- Me: I'll do that after I ride.
- Me: ...
- Me: Lol no I won't.
- Me: Alright suck it in fatty.
- Me: I know you're pushing out.
- Me: -.- ..
- Me: Seriously stop.
- Me: Alright give me your nose.
- Me: Stop resisting you're fine.
- Me: Take the goddamn bit, goddamnit.
- Me: Lol I'm like smashing his ears, my bad.
- Me: Forelocks are such a hassle.
- Me: Okay done, now let's not die today.
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